Thursday, 5 October 2017

Milking Farm



Again the plugs had made their skin sore, puss dripping from the lacerated flesh. Antibiotics can only do so much, you see. Gives them piles, and believe me, nobody wants to clean up the mess from 4000 arseholes. I did it once, and that was one too many! Never really got it out of my nostrils. If I take a good sniff of my steak & chips, I could swear it's come straight from the sewers.


Saturday, 23 September 2017

Literally Shit



Ptui, ptui, ptui! Know what I'm doing? Oh, jaaa! That's me spitting on your books alright! Why? Because they're horse manure! A never-ending stream of gooey, pongy caca! You think THAT'S outrageous? Well, sunshine, you ain't seen nothing yet! Let me just pull down my pants real quick and reeeally go potty!

Written by Dom Ritter & T. Lewis

Deceptive Dicks




Written by Dom Ritter & T. Lewis

Sunday, 17 September 2017