Ptui, ptui, ptui! Know what I'm doing? Oh, jaaa! That's me spitting on your books alright! Why? Because they're horse manure! A never-ending stream of gooey, pongy caca! You think THAT'S outrageous? Well, sunshine, you ain't seen nothing yet! Let me just pull down my pants real quick and reeeally go potty!
Written by Dom Ritter & T. Lewis