Wednesday, 28 June 2017

How to spot a Writer: Top 10 Signs

1) Writers got massive heads because they are jam-packed with piles of shit.

2) They also walk totally idiotic as their heads tend to be stuck between them butt cheeks.

3) On closer examination you'll find their arseholes ludicrously enlarged to accommodate those shit-heads.

Saturday, 24 June 2017

Thai Travel Diarrhea

- I wake up on a piss-soaked mattress. Must be coming from a leak in the room upstairs. Bloody disgusting! What a messed-up shack is this place?

Saturday, 22 April 2017

Culture Shock

I shot her ear off. That's what you get for being an impertinent whiny bitch. Sure, a drastic slap around the head, but she had it coming. Should be grateful I didn't aim for her tiny prick. Our first date and she behaves like she already owns me. I hate that.